What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

How do automobiles fly?

Why was the math book sad?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?