Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What's black and white and goes around and around?