Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Which celebrity loves to read?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

I like telling Dad jokes.