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What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What's the friendliest pen?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

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What do sheep do on sunny summer days?