Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?