What dog loves to take bubble baths?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?