What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Who are Frosty's parents?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What table can you never sit at?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?