What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why do librarians never make plans?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Which animal will never go bald?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Which family member is always relieved?

What did the mother rope say to her child?