What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?