Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What do Scottish toads play?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?