What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?