What reads and lives in an apple?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

Why did the barber win the race?