Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What's the opposite of irony?

What do insects learn at school?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?