What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What bird helps you stay dry?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What fish sings the best?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

Why did spring break up with winter?