Two silkworms got in a fight.

What do you call an angry monkey?

What bee is good for your health?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why do math teachers love March?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?