If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What school subject really rocks?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What do math teachers eat?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?