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A hi-lighter!
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why are goats so funny?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
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What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
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