What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why are grandkids so great?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What type of car do planets buy?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?