Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What do you call a tired tree?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What do you call the king of vegetables?