What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What car does Yoda® drive?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What sweet treat never panics?

What do you call a tired tree?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?