What do you call siblings who love math?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

How do you arrest a pig?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Which family member has tusks?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What do you call a short cow?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What animal floats best?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?