Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What do teachers do during summer break?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What do cats wear to work?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?