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What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?