Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

How can you make 7 even?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?