What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
A peacock!
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
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What insect runs away from everything?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What is the smallest lion?
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