What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What tree has the most bark?

Why do trees hate going to school?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?