Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Where do belly buttons go to college?