What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
A peacock!
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
We had a discussion about roses.
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
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