What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
A peacock!
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What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What horn never makes a sound?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Where does Pigletā¢ļø store all his money?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at StarbucksĀ®?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
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