Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What dog never pays attention in class?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What animal always goes to heaven?