What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What do you call an artistic dog?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?