Why are skeletons so calm?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why is winter considered holy?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?