Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What condiment has wings?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?