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Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What's the richest basketball team?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

How do you measure a millennial?

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Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

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What sport can waiters play really well?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What birds always travel in twos?