What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
A collared shirt.
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why did the foal cough?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
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