Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

We had a discussion about roses.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What do naked fish play with?

Why did the frog starve?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?