What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
A collared shirt.
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
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