How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Where do actors go to pray?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?