What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
A collared shirt.
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
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