What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

How do you spot a modern spider?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Which insect makes the best father?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?