Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Because they have no spine.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do ducks have for lunch?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why do cows make great bakers?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
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