Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Because they have no spine.
What time does everyone love to drink?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do insects learn at school?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
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