What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

How do automobiles fly?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?