How do trees get access to the internet?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?