Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What do little monsters call their mother?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What animal always goes to heaven?