Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What do you call hiking college students?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

Why are grandkids so great?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What style of music weighs the most?

Why did the fish blush?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?