Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why was the bud so shy?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Which animals make the best football players?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What do stars celebrate in December?