What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

How does the sun listen to music?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What do you call a peanut in space?