What might you call waking up in the morning?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What animal likes to party the most?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?