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Why was the broom late for school?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What says: oom oom oom?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?