Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?