What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

When do mice play every day?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?