What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Cough-ee.
Why didn't the melons get married?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
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