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What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?