Why didn't the melons get married?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What animal loves Indian food?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?