Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What's the scariest letter?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What's the friendliest pen?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What animal likes to party the most?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?