What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Cough-ee.
How does dinner smell?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do cows say on NYE?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
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