What table can you never sit at?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

How do hurricanes see?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?