What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What do mice do when they're at home?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.