Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why is a computer so smart?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why was the bud so shy?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why are winter days great?