Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What do you call siblings who love math?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?