What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?