Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Why didn't the melons get married?