What do you do when two snails fight?
Let them slug it out.
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What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
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How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
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Where do birds go on summer vacation?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
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