What horn never makes a sound?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Why are grandkids so great?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Why do hogs play so much football?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

Why is the beach so confident?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?