Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What animals love to close envelopes?