Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What is the best Christmas present ever?