What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Lincoln Logs!
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
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