How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?