Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Why are winter days great?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?