What did autumn say to summer?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What color are all the books in the library?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?