How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's the friendliest national park?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What's the slowest 5k?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
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