Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Which bug is related to you?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What do British people and golfers have in common?