How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Where do surfers go to school?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why was the bee sad?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
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