What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

How do you get straight A's?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Guitarists are so stressed out.