Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What do cats wear to work?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?