Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Mer-maids!
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Which musician loves to make chili?
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