Why was the broom late for school?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What's the richest basketball team?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?