What is the quickest button on a radio?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?