What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What do you call a baby monkey?