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Because they like to kick up a stink.
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Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
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What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
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What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Which big cat loves to drive?
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Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
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