Why do two skunks argue?
Because they like to kick up a stink.
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
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