Why do two skunks argue?
Because they like to kick up a stink.
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
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