Which bird would make a great farmer?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What name sounds like the past tense?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Why did the goal post get angry?

How does a cow do math?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?