What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
A cornfield.
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why do cats love to work?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What day do hands always go to church?
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