What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
A cornfield.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What tree has the most bark?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
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