What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
A cornfield.
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What season begins with a thud?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
How do you wash a lamb?
What's the politest month?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What makes pirates such good singers?
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