What does a lion call an antelope?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.