Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?