What did the cats name their clothing brand?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What's E.T. short for?