What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

How does a penguin build its house?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?