Where would you find an elephant?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What sport requires no movement at all?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What siblings are always sad?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Which elf is the best singer?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?