Which hot drink loves golf?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?