What time does everyone love to drink?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Did you know about April 1st?