Why do cows like being told jokes?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

How do billboards talk?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?