What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?