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Why did the pig go to the casino?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Which cats love to be petted?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Why was the math book sad?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?