What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Stand-up comedy.
How was the wedding?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
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