What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Stand-up comedy.
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's the coldest vegetable?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What siblings are always sad?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call an old snowman?
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