Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?