Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

How did the toad die?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What do you call a famous turtle?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

How does a penguin build its house?