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What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

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What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

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What kind of bird can write?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

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