Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What game do bats excel at?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Where does money love to go shopping?

How much does freedom weigh?

Which animal loves to have a good time?