Why was the pirate late for work?

How are mountains able to see?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What do you call two birds in love?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?