Why are scissors so forgiving?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What horn never makes a sound?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why do cows wear bells?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Why was the horse so happy?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Which famous author is also a ruler?