What do sheep say when they're in love?

Why did the foal cough?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

How does a witch play loud music?