My leaf blower doesn't work.

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Where do surfers go to school?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What animal knows kung fu?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?