Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Families are like fudge.

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What building always gets stains on it?

What words make the best athletes?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What's a cat's favorite song?