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What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why did the barber win the race?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?