What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

When does a horse talk?

What's black and white and red all over?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why do math teachers love March?