What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

How do you get straight A's?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?