What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why was the fish so smart?

Why is a computer so smart?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What do jokesters study in college?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?