Why did the snake cross the road?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Which state has the best streets?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What birds always travel in twos?

Which fly makes films?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why was the bud so shy?