Why was the dog overweight?

How do horses navigate at night?

How do animals blend into the desert?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why are fish such good architects?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?