What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

How does a penguin build its house?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?