Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker.
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What's a henway?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
How can you make 7 even?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
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