What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What bird is always sad?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?