Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What kind of bird can write?