Why is heaven always so tidy?

How do fireflies start a race?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?