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Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What do pigs do over the summer?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?