What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What do goats and moms have in common?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

We had a discussion about roses.

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Why do dogs run in circles?