What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're fun to hang around with.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Where do birds go to drink?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why don't fish play basketball?
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