What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Where do kittens go to school?