Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you find at the end of everything?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
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