Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's a henway?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What time of day was Adam created?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What does an evil hen lay?
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