Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
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What should you wear to a tea party?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
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