What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Where do surfers go to school?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What food is a man's best friend?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Where do polar bears vote?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?