How do locomotives know where to go?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What car always breaks the rules?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

Why was the bud so shy?