Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
How does a witch play loud music?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
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