Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What do jokesters study in college?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?