What's the most expensive plate in church?
The offering plate.
What shape has a knighthood?
Where was Noah born?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
How do horses navigate at night?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
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Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
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