What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Which animals make the best football players?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?