How does a barber get to work?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What's the opposite of irony?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What did the salad say to its dad?