Why do football players make great fishermen?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Bears love exotic cars.

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What do you do when two snails fight?

How do you wash a lamb?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?