Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?