What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Why do cows wear bells?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why do cows always skip gym class?