What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?