Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Where do actors go to pray?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What do cats wear to work?