What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What car can't keep a secret?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Where is the coldest place to work?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

How do you care for a sick bird?