Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?