What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

I broke my finger!

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?