Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What do jokesters study in college?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?