When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do minions always put in their salads?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What should you wear to a tea party?
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