What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

How does a barber get to work?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why did the border collie get a raise?