What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why are goats so funny?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

Which dogs love to study science?