What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What type of car do planets buy?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What is another name for a cow?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Do dads always snore?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?