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Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What did March say to the madness?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What do you call a sleeping bull?