What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Why was the cat so small?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?