What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What does a panda ghost say?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What did summer say to spring?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?