What did the sickly elevator say?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What sport do horses love to play?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?