How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why was the pirate late for work?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What is the definition of Robin?

What do fish do at parades?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What building always gets stains on it?

How do chickens leave the highway?